Niptuck dialogue

Scenario: a couple walking through NY streets in X-mas day

Characters: Black Santa (Adolf), Puri and Xin-Lee (the pair  of couples)

Puri: Ooh! I haven’t seen a Santa a while ago…

Xin-Lee: Look! There is one just right there, but he is black..

Puri: and what is the problem?

Xin-Lee: Puri, What do you mean? He is black! He can’t be Santa…

Puri: That is soo racists I’m sure that he has bigger cock that you…

Xin Lee: Oh please… Again with the same excuses? I’m chinese what did you expect?

Puri: Yes! I’m going to talk with him

Xin-Lee: Noo wait

Puri: Yooo Santa! How are you?

Adolf: I heard your conversation with your boyfriend and I know you are wanting for sex

Puri: OMG!  You heard it?!.. buut.. That is a good offer

Xin-Lee: Noo wait a mom…

Adolf: You want to see my cock?

Puri: I’m soo wet right now…! And I like public sex.. But for the first time with you I prefer to go it in a house

Adolf: Great! Let’s go!

Xin-Lee: Fucking son of a bitch! I can’t believe that a fuching nigga is going to fuck my wife again, I’m gonna kill you motherfucker!

Puri: Shut up stupid piece of shit

Adolf: Don’t worry Purificacion, I gonna call my squad and he will receive what he deserves

Puri: Sure! Yes! HA-HA-HA! I want to see that, ask to you mate to record it and then we will post it in YT and we are going to be millionaire.

Xin-Lee: Ahh, ha ha… I think you don’t know me at all

Adolf: Yes.. Yes.. Here come my squad, talk with them better

Xin-Lee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Puri: Ooh no! He is doing it again!

Xin-Lee: 侮辱!!

Adolf: Emmm...doing what?

NARRATOR: At this moment Puri remembered that Xin-lee is a professional karateka and saiyajin. Then Xin-Lee become crazy and starts to kill everybody of black squad.

Adolf: holy shit ma’ nigaa!! It’s a prank broo, it’s a prank!

NARRATOR: Xin-Lee kills all the niggas and also his wife and after that he pays himself an operation to have a bigger dick. Finally he become a fucker and millionaire doing porn viedos.



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